Ten commandments of a space marine

[Guest]

Ten Commandments of a Space Marine
1. Thou shall not call thy Chaplain a "Big weener" no matter how funny it is
2. Thou shall not fill thy battle Brothers boltgun with poop
3. Thou shall not draw a moustache on thy Captain's helmet with crayons
4. Thou shall not honk thy Rhino's horn and shout "Hey sexy" at thy SOB.
5. Thou shall not attempt to sweet talk thy scantily clad Sisters of Battle
6. Thou shall not tease the Dreadnought
7. Thou shall not stick a sticker saying "My other ride is a Predator" on thy Rhino
8. Thou shall not use thy Dreadnought's Lascannon for a lightshow
9. Thou shall not expose and slap thy bum cheeks at thy enemy
10. Thou shall not tease the Librarian with magic tricks

Just thought some of you would enjoy this.

[Stormlord]

oh lord not these again...

i was always a fan of

Thou shall not put a bumper sticker on thy rhino stating "If the rhino's a rocking', dont come a knockin'.

and the always classy
Though shall not refer to a sister of battles monthly cycle as her "holy rage"